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Too Quiet on the Carpet

07.08.09 // Writing

I’m really excited to see “Too Quiet on the Carpet” published as this week’s story at Brain Harvest: An Almanac of Bad Ass Speculative Fiction. Brain Harvest has been publishing one 750-word or shorter story each week since March, and each has been—in my reading—fully deserving of its “bad ass” designation.

As for my little story, it’s very odd but—I’m told—”really awesome” and “viciously sublime.” It’s a bit of a modern re-imagining of the basic premise from the story “Father’s Last Escape,” an amazingly weird magical realism tale by the early 20th-century Polish-Jewish writer Bruno Schulz.

Harriet

06.30.09 // Writing

I have a letter (yes, an actual letter) published in this issue of The Dirty Napkin, which is an awesome publication with intimidating contributor bios. The wonderful editors have also decided to make my audio reading one of the handful available to non-subscribers—so anyone can listen to me read it (beware).

The epistle is an interesting form. The email missive, the AIM conversation, the cacophony of “tweets”—these successors do not quite make for a true spiritual supplantation. And, though the epistle has a practical purpose (to convey a message),  its literary merit (if it exists) can be unrelated altogether. It may even be a pleasant surprise.

Bed Bath and Beyond Silly

06.27.09 // Miscellany

A bizarre conundrum:

If you make a return to Bed Bath & Beyond with a gift receipt, you get a gift card for store credit.

If you make the same return without a receipt, you get a store credit receipt: a regular-looking paper receipt with some old-fashioned highlighting and a signature or two or three.

Now, the receipt can be used in any store for any item. In other words, just like a gift card. What possible reason is there for using an easy-to-lose wrinkle-prone receipt for returns instead of a gift card (like every other store in the 21st century)? And if I have a gift card, why can’t I just add the return value onto it so I don’t have to carry around two pieces of paper and one piece of plastic in order to buy overpriced curtain rods?

If it has the exact same buying power, why make a distinction in the first place?

A Harvard Workshop

06.23.09 // Writing

An old-school New Yorker-esque self-consciously-super-pretentious non-fiction profile piece was published a few days ago in issue six of The Legendary.

On a related note, I actually thoroughly enjoyed that class. Granted, during senior spring, even reading a male classmate try to channel Jane Austen every week is better than biochemistry.

What do you think of when you think of me?

06.21.09 // Writing

I have a piece in issue #15 of Six Little Things, themed “Captain McHurkeydurkey’s Utterly Masturbatory Prose Parade”—which is in fact the very best theme for any issue of any magazine, ever. When I saw it, I knew I had to submit (and that surely I had something really self-consciously masturbatory from my college writing courses that would make a good starting point).

SLT is a great little spot on the web that puts out exactly 6 very short stories/poems/things-made-up-of-words in each quaterly issue. Overjoyed to be a part of this issue.

Memories of Life

06.19.09 // Writing

“Memories of Life” appears in the Summer 2009 issue of Burst Magazine, a publication specifically designed for mobile phones (and including only pieces of 700 words or fewer). Even though iPhones and the like can handle normal web pages, there is something to be said for a magazine that knows what it does and who it’s for—subway commuters and the short-attention-spanned alike.

I wrote an even shorter first draft of this very short piece while listening to Nobuo Uematsu’s signature track “Melodies of Life” from the piano-arrangement of the soundtrack from Final Fantasy 9, of all things. Inspiration is everywhere.

Harvardian Advice

06.02.09 // Writing

“Harvardian Advice” is my tongue-through-cheek advice for how to get into Harvard, playing off the stereotypes that are—in general—completely untrue. It’s a feature in this month’s first issue of the The Cynic Online Magazine.

Characters

06.01.09 // Writing

My nonfiction piece “Characters” appears in the Summer 2009 issue of Flashquake, a really great site with flash (less than 1000 words) fiction and nonfiction pieces coupled with cute banner graphics and an interesting stipend system (with pay based on the editors’ collective enthusiasm for the piece). After taking a creative nonfiction class during my senior year, I’m glad to see most of those pieces see the light of the computer screen. “Characters” was actually originally written for an audio project, but—given my voice-acting—probably makes for a better read on the page.

When We Are Old

05.23.09 // Writing

My flash “When We Are Old” went up in Dogzplot (which is always solid) yesterday. Go ahead and give it a read; it’s only 158 words.

Studying for the Basic Sciences and (preclinical) NBME Shelf Exams

05.22.09 // Medicine

Some thoughts for intrepid and probably antsy first-years as they stumble upon this page on their search for the truth. Here are some tidbits about the Anatomy, Physiology, Biochemistry, and Microbiology shelves.

Anatomy:

Anatomy, if learned well over the year, is doable. It is crammable if (and only if) you’ve actually paid attention and learned everything once. This is not the time to learn anything for the first time. Even with a good background, the anatomy shelf tests a ton of material. Pay special attention to high yield parts—things that are often injured or easily framed in a clinical vignette. While everything is there, it’s not there equally often.

For example, collateral circulation is a big favorite for several systems. You’ll see questions that involve arterial transections from stab wounds as well as a occluded arteries from cholesterol plaques. You need to know what other arteries can supply these areas–they’ll be there in spades. Focus not just on knowing body parts but also on 3D relationships between body parts, because they’ll often ask for one part in relation to another (the structure immediately lateral to the X is….).

Lastly, pay attention to common injuries and conditions. If someone falls on an outstretched hand, what bone is probably broken? Scaphoid. What bone is most likely dislocated? Lunate. So on and so forth.

Favorite books: Moore for the textbook (though your school syllabus may be enough). Rohen for the atlas, end stop. (I prefer real photos to Netter drawings, though the combination is synergistic; Netter shows you the ideal relationships; Rohen shows you how to actually identify structures on your practicals).

If you want a combination of Netter-style illustrations mixed with a healthier amount of explanatory text and some nice tables, consider Thieme’s Atlas of Anatomy (it’s excellent; the downside is that your school probably isn’t using it as the official text).

Physiology:

Memorize lab values, especially if you’re the type who doesn’t finish tests quickly (this is also a time-saver on the Step 1). More so than other shelves, Physiology clinical vignettes often include lab values that are actually key to understanding what’s wrong (not the case for Microbiology, for example, where lab values are almost always superfluous). Because the test demands more problem solving/reasoning over rote memorization, the physio test is also one of the more tiring, in my humble opinion.

Almost all physio questions require knowledge of the various trends and formulas; they usually demand that you know why something happened or what happens next. For example, you need to know the body’s compensatory mechanisms to keep fluid volume stable, and how these are used to correct for hemorrhage, dehydration, diabetes insipidus, etc etc etc. If something going up makes something else go up or down, then there will be a question about it.

Also, know your renal.

Favorite book: Costanzo, easily. She also wrote the BRS Physiology Review, which I’ve heard good things about.

Biochemistry:

Buy a set of notecards and memorize them. Know all of the incredibly rare diseases and what enzyme is deficient in the pathway. Not much to say here: it’s a hard test. The things that are most often covered in detail in your biochemistry class are the things you must know in greater detail. So, you have to know metabolism incredibly well. Intimate knowledge of pathways like glycolysis, glycogenolysis, and gluconeogenesis is very high yield. For less important topics, like microtubules, basic gist-level knowledge is sufficient.

Favorite book:  I used the course syllabi supplemented with the wordy but quite good Lange flashcards. Lippincott is the common favorite. Goljan’s Rapid Review covers the topic nicely as well and many people end up buying it anyway. I’ve also heard pretty good things about First Aid for the Basic Sciences.

Microbiology:

The most crammable exam. First, know basic virology and bacteriology. How they work, change, evolve etc. You definitely must learn about the multiple ways bacteria become virulent and gain new genetic material. A lot of the test comes directly from the sort of stuff everyone overlooks when they start memorizing pathogens.

Second, for clinical vignettes, a good notecard set is always helpful. For most pathogens, there are a handful of key words that will set you off to the question—they usually ask for either an identification or a secondary fact about it. Everything else in the question is just time-wasting fluff. Memorize the key relationship, and you will be fine on the majority of the vignettes. Will you really understand what’s going on? Probably not, but these questions are often designed to test your knowledge of these stereotypical cases, not whether or not you’ll actually be a competent physician.

For example, H. pylori, which causes gastric ulcers produces urease. If you see a patient with an ulcer, the answer is probably either the ID or the enzyme. Aspergillus makes a “fungus ball.” Coccioides forms a spherule in the body. People who get a non-healing lesion after being pricked by a rose thorn have an infection from Sporothrix. If a bacteria is coagulase positive, it’s Staph aureus. It really is that superficial. Key word -> answer. The difficulty comes from information overload. The more rare the disease, the more likely the question will be an easy form of memory recall (e.g. fever that goes up and down (undulates) is Brucellosis). For more common bugs like Staph and Strep and the very well-known classical diseases (Malaria, TB, etc)—do a better job nailing down greater details.

Favorite book: Clinical Microbiology Made Ridiculously Simple, hands down. For rapid bug review, try the BRS flash cards. Fast and painless and better than making your own.

And that’s it. You’ll be fine.

(Keep in mind: Questions are good. Do questions. If you have cash to burn, USMLE World has plenty of them. You can also find my compilation of free study resources for the basic sciences here. You can find my views on the pathology shelf here.)

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