Measles is the original measles vaccine

Measles is the original measles vaccine. It’s a natural method that’s been around for centuries. It was good enough for my mother and my mother’s mother and her mother before her.

Unlike synthetic vaccines, which are modified by scientists in underground labs to reduce their potency, measles is completely organic.

From “I’m vaccinating my child the natural way–with measles” in McSweeney’s.

This may be excellent satire, but it could just have easily been lifted from an actual blog written by an actual flesh-and-blood idiot.

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